1. You no longer arrive to lectures hungover
2. If you have no makeup on it’s because you’ve been doing an all nighter of essays not partying
3. You are no longer nocturnal and don’t sleep in past 11am
4. You go out clubbing only for a special special occasion (like- if it’s your birthday)
5. When you do go out, your constantly feeling old in propaganda loos
6. You no longer recognise anyone on campus
7. You actually turn up to lectures now
8. You spend your money on food and days out rather than alcohol
9. You can get drunk off a bottle of cider
10. You no longer live off takeaways instead you can cook a sunday roast
11. Your awake for when the bin men and the mail man arrives
12. You have no motivation to leave the house
13. In fact you probably haven’t left the house for a week.. let’s be honest
14. You enjoy buying fresh flowers instead of a packet of cigarettes
15. Even though you no longer go out you still wonder where all your money is going
16. You curse your housemates for being noisy at 1am
17 You no longer need coffee in the morning
18 You know your way round the library
19. Your mum has a better social life than you
20. You go out for meals rather than pub crawls
21. You start to plan your future
22. You constantly remind yourself of how old your getting
23. When you go out clubbing you no longer wear that short dress or that crop top, your sophisticated and opt for a midi dress.
24. You no longer like cheap bottles of cider from aldi, your a cocktail addict now
25. You can remember things, and don’t suffer from short term memory loss
26. You no longer wake up next to a stranger
27. You never do the walk of shame
28. Your friday nights consist of a movie and popcorn in bed
29. Your idea of fun is a nice walk in the country
30. “Did you hear on the news..”- becomes your catchphrase
31. You would rather clean the house than host pre drinks
32. You attend more house parties than nightclubs
33. You never wake up with sick in your hair in a strangers bed
34. You actually have a job
35. All your social interactions now involve dissertation talk
Just because you have reached third year of uni, this doesn’t make you old and boring. Your just a lot more mature and sophisticated for all these fresher newbies.
