20 Things Uni Students have done but will never admit to

• You email your lecturer telling them your ill when really you are hungover
• When you run out of toilet paper at home, you steal some from the library toilets
• You keep re-taking out books, because you can’t be bothered to walk to Uni and give it back
• You leave work till a couple of hours before the deadline, because you work better under pressure
• Completed the walk of shame at least once during your degree
• Being sick in a club (in my friends cases down the sofa or over the bar)
• Have passed out somewhere other than your bedroom (taxi road home, outside halls perhaps)
• You spend the days in the library, not doing work but watching inbetweeners
• Most people think your out partying every weekend, but instead your watching disney films on the sofa
• You tell your parents you have no money because you bought too much food, when really you’ve spent it on alcohol and that new dress
• You play music on your phone when your on the loo, because it’s a big one and you don’t want people to hear
• You tell your parents you have loads of assignments to avoid talking about your life
• You say you’ve done every reference in your essay when really you used neilstoolbox
• Your one minute late for a lecture, and decide it’s best not to go in
• You tell your family that you are managing your money well, when really your in loads of overdraft debt
• You think your friends Uni sounds so much better than yours, but would never admit it
• Had really loud sex and pretend nobody heard
• Had the awkward encounter with the person in question the night after the deed
• Being too drunk, and having deep conversations with the taxi man
• Eating someones leftovers in McDonalds after a night out because your starving and have spent all your money (charlotte)Have you got any confessions to add to the list?

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