20 Things Uni Students have done but will never admit to
You email your lecturer telling them your ill when really you are hungover
When you run out of toilet paper at home, you steal some from the library toilets
You keep re-taking out books, because you can’t be bothered to walk to Uni and give it back
You leave work till a couple of hours before the deadline, because you work better under pressure
Completed the walk of shame at least once during your degree
Being sick in a club (in my friends cases down the sofa or over the bar)
Have passed out somewhere other than your bedroom (taxi road home, outside halls perhaps)
You spend the days in the library, not doing work but watching inbetweeners
Most people think your out partying every weekend, but instead your watching disney films on the sofa
You tell your parents you have no money because you bought too much food, when really you’ve spent it on alcohol and that new dress
You play music on your phone when your on the loo, because it’s a big one and you don’t want people to hear
You tell your parents you have loads of assignments to avoid talking about your life
You say you’ve done every reference in your essay when really you used neilstoolbox
Your one minute late for a lecture, and decide it’s best not to go in
You tell your family that you are managing your money well, when really your in loads of overdraft debt
You think your friends Uni sounds so much better than yours, but would never admit it
Had really loud sex and pretend nobody heard
Had the awkward encounter with the person in question the night after the deed
Being too drunk, and having deep conversations with the taxi man
Eating someones leftovers in McDonalds after a night out because your starving and have spent all your money (charlotte)Have you got any confessions to add to the list?
I know a guy who stole toilet paper from the library for the whole of his degree… I was like, well played.
Haha! fair play to him.. my housemates and I steal some when we’re really desperate! x